It’s time to activate it…
Bites The Dust!
now this entire post will be reversed!this is like having several strokes
(via entreases)
…. I don’t fear God, but I do fear the automatic stapler in the staff room
“fuck”
That small but heartfelt “fuck” brings this whole video together.
*On Titan*
Thanos: Today I kill both you and your son, Stark.
Tony: Wha- Peter’s not my son!
Thanos: Wait, really?
Dr. Strange: But it makes so much sense. I mean, what other kid could stand you?
Drax: I also thought Earth Peter was your child but Quill told me not to say anything.
Tony: Alright, raise your hand if you think Peter is my son.
*Everyone raises their hand*
Tony: Peter put your hand down.
Peter: Yes da- i mean, Mr. Stark.
Bruce and Dick in Batman: Prelude to the Wedding - Nightwing vs. Hush